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kaylee johnson

SHE IS A AMAZING GIRL DO YOUR BEST TO NOT LOSE HER!!!!!!!!
OMG!! kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

OMG!!! So true
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Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.
"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"
by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024
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Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.
"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."
by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019
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Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
by Anson Jai November 24, 2021
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tonniesha johnson

Tonniesha Johnson is a very smart Intelligent Woman.
by lil toozy June 3, 2018
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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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