minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is honestly just a mediocre game. its kinda overrated.

dude 1: yo wanna go play some Minecraft?

dude 2: yeah sure.

by FuckAllSeagulls October 7, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang

Minecraft is a cool game

by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

Minecraft

A game about, as the title says, mining and crafting.

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"

by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

minecraft

Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.

Minecraft craft balls

by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite

Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪

by Fat bish August 30, 2019

Minecraft

The vanilla, less cancerous version that came before Roblox. Physics do not exist in this dimension. Often used to create fanmade music videos and parodies, such as Let It Go (replaced by Let It Blow), Viva la Vida, and many forms of 18+ content. Despite these, it can actually be used to create beautiful structures and creations.

Minecraft:"why"

by pinkglasses May 16, 2018