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No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Blue Hook

A political presidential map term that is used to describe how the democrats won the election in the western united states. If looked at on the 2020 presidential election result map, it represents a hook like shape. It was created when Arizona voted democrat in the 2020 presidential elections.

The term is a "spinoff" from a term used to describe the democratic party winning states between 1992 to 2012 by creating a so called "Blue Wall".

The "Blue Hook" is made of the states Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado. Colorado represents the tip of the hook, while Arizona representing the bottom arc of the hook.
person 1: Wow, Biden got Arizona surprisingly.

person 2: Yah, now it seems not only they have a blue wall almost back but look, they now even created a Blue Hook with Arizona.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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it's your hook

it's your hook for the drinks mate
by chick from the country October 30, 2020
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post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook
Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”
by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
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medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner
by SWMyers January 9, 2021
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Hook

A real street nigga from sunland park who don’t gaf bout nun and will shoot you in yo face
That boy hook dangerous
by Sunland February 10, 2021
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sack hook

When you hook your fingers in your/someones ball sack and dont let go.
"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"
by capmel March 4, 2021
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