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Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.
"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"
by Downtowne January 11, 2009
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Rubber Ho

A chick that gets laid so often she always has a bunch of rubbers stashed in her bag.
I was about to bang this {skank} last night and realized I didn't have any condoms. Luckily I was with a Rubber Ho who had a bunch in her bag!
by Breezly June 3, 2010
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SHOTGUN HO

A person thats plays MW2 multiplayer by sprinting around using only ranger akimbo.
Christ, use a different weapon and stop being such a little shotgun ho!
by the-bator gator August 7, 2010
mugGet the SHOTGUN HOmug.

Stank Ho

Your mother. The bitch is a Stank Ho. Bitch so stank she made some nearby flies who were busy eating shit gag and puke.
There was this horrible smell, I couldn't isolate the source, then I saw your Stank Ho mama.
by That Dude Who Knows January 3, 2021
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Bro Ho

A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.
1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"

"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"

2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"

"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."

3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"
by yetties539 September 6, 2012
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ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)
Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
by neochronomo March 19, 2011
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semi-ho

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".
Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.
by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009
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