by I can't November 24, 2021
Get the historymug. Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases
OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. this is a crazy term , in which i use to the fullest everyday , cause everytime you do something in you mind or visual , the time that passes everyday can never happen again at that exact time so life burns and kills through a day so i live life everyday to the fullest and push my dreams goals and achievements to the top everyday exceed to all ic an and then its a new day toamrrow so i keep this everyday like it could be my last , take risks everyday there is a world out there that strives for new things everyday and what doesnt get done will never get done so makin' history is my way of life that keeps me goin everyday its more of a moto than a history lesson but putting the past behid you is one thing but makeing your past somethign you remmeber and so do others is where this chimes in you dont understand the desire its the want to go out and make history , that is almost what i live by i am very diffrent in the world of society , when it comes to something i want to do and i strive for its impression to set in and i make... my moves with what i have formed to be presented . i am here to bring the new life and era to next generation , and show others what it takes . that ,what means the most to you, shows, you have to take the risks to get where you want to be , you make who you are by your actions ,and for me im trying to make it more than just a goal or an achievement in life itself...its Makin' History at its fullest.. grandma swaggin
you make this real so everyday before you await think and make it an impression which you will remember Makin' history
by Makin' History December 1, 2010
Get the Makin' Historymug. A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?
You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
by tiredBastard March 9, 2025
Get the AP World Historymug. 1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017
Get the clearing our historymug. A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.
Ex2:
- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist
Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.
(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.
Ex2:
- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist
Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.
(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
Get the Historymug. A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.
by colbertnation! February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.