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um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)
ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
by Danielle June 10, 2004
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Crash Helmet Hottie

That hot little retarded girl that you see on the transit bus.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.
Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!
by jeffkinkaid March 17, 2010
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helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
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Helena

The capital of the State of Montana.......... It is also one of the smallest media markets in the nation. After hitting some research via google images.

This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!

Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.

It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!

NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams

Great nightlife and scenery

skyscrapers galore.

world famous 24-7 Transit systems

Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment

Super diverse communities and neighborhoods
Helena: the definition says it all....
by citylifelovin December 19, 2011
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Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .
"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."
by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007
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The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
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helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.
that girl can give good helmet!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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