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dazai has a plan

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.
-Bro character name just died 😭😭😭
-Dw Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
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has creen

(Noun) a failed attempt speaking English; the result of a Japanese person forcing output too soon.
Has creen.
by Dumameng September 28, 2020
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spring has sprung

a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", "hey ho, let's go", " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".

N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah.

dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
by Sexydimma April 12, 2013
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Ha! Tssss!

/Hä Tssss/
exclamation

Used to express emotion while performing physical movements. The sounds contract the abdominal muscles creating a brace that will strengthen the core during heavy lifting or sexual intercourse.
Ok, I’m going to go ahead and move the
fridge over there Ha! Tssss!
by A Trainer Person November 15, 2023
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sho ha tsawwee

like that its not going anywhere sho ha tsawwee
by rgjf March 19, 2019
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