Inbox-happy

Someone who obsessively checks their email inbox. They check their email every few minutes or seconds.

I check my email so often, I'm pathetically inbox-happy.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011

Happy Tap

Where a person hit themselves in the balls lightly by accident, however the pain is great.

"Oh fuck I just happy tap'd myself"

by RedManADU May 10, 2023

Block Happy

To be block happy is to block with little to no reason or to block excessively. People who are block happy block multiple accounts on end.

Julia is block happy, she blocks 100 or more users per day.

by Avonkall May 11, 2023

happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.

1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.

by followtheleft December 25, 2022

happy melting

Overwhelming happiness that you start to close your eyes and smile to dissociation

I was happy melting when I heard the voice of my loved one first thing in the morning on a sunny day and my brain overflowed with happy hormones

by Swrux January 6, 2023

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Happy Kade

A man that is severely in love with obese woman, and has a fetish of navigating their sticky, unwashed fat rolls with his tongue. As well as fishing out chunks of dried fat roll grease and spreading them on warm toast for breakfast.

The man was very excited as he performed the happy Kade on his semi truck of a woman.

by Keffer-naught July 10, 2023