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Gaming baguettes

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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game killer

A friend who is demonstrating very poor game but is killing all potential opportunities for others. Behaviors include constant interrupting, long-winded lectures, obnoxious behavior, and instigating the girl to talk about her ex.
Man, I went out with Jim the other night and he spent the entire evening sympathizing with some girl about her breakup. He kept lecturing her about what a good man should be and why she's too good and beautiful for her ex. What a game killer.
by rice racer October 18, 2011
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mid-gaming

When, during a sporting event or some other gathering where there is some intermission or break in action, one participates pre-gaming the second (and third, etc.) parts of the event
Person 1 - "Hey they are saying there is a weather delay and so we need to leave the stadium for like an hour"
Person 2 - "Wanna go mid-gaming so the rest of the game doesn't suck?"
Person 1 - "Sure"
by ND student 1 September 5, 2011
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mobile gaming

Mobile gaming used to be really good in the early 2010s, but nowadays they either fall into one of the following categories:

1) Cheap and trashy games that are littered with ads and poorly optimised. These types of games spread like cancer in the app/play store and are mostly based on arcade concepts of more successful titles (e.g. candy crush, coin pushers, bubble shooters, etc). They are often made by some unknown developer with the sole intention of making profit. Many of them have fake 5-star reviews.
2) Pay to win games that are set-up to become nearly impossible to beat unless you pay.
3) Games that adhere to some sort of EXP leveling or reward system. Most of the old titles like fruit ninja have adopted this system, which ruins what used to make these games really fun.
4) Games that claim they will give you money for playing, but are actually a scam.

The days of pure uninterrupted mobile gaming are now gone. The only good reputable mobile games out there are from indie developers, which are mainly seen on the Google Play Store.
Guy 1: You see brad over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: He likes mobile gaming
Guy 2: Ewwwwwww
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2021
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Games workshop

A wargaming miniature producing company, which is screwing over it's own customers, banning it's best advertisers (fans) and overall they are beginning to take a lead in a competition of companies treating the fans of their content like the poor pieces of meat they are.
Im so glad Games workshop is banning all the fan animations. They make me want to start supporting disney again.
by SantaPause024 July 22, 2021
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The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child
Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022
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Riot Games

Absolutely brain dead retards who are always on cocaine , meth and heroin.
Josh: League Of Legends is so great and riot games is really good.

Dave: You are a retard josh.

And josh never saw his dad again.

The End
by Herion addict 69 May 1, 2022
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