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Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019
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first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
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doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
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first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
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Copic hoe/flexer

It's mainly used when someone is really obnoxiously flexing or mentioning copic markers as a way to demostrate status or prestige.
Mainly the people who think that using copic markers makes them automaticly better than other artist.
Can You stop being such a Copic hoe/flexer? we get it ,You have the hole collection.

Why in the indescriptible fuck are You being a Copic hoe/flexer?
like they make You any better, it's just a took, not the hole fucking deal.
by Shoonz January 22, 2020
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Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.
I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.
by rule5 September 17, 2020
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Rank and file

Band from austin.texas active from 1981-1987. They were. The preamble to what eventually became known as the "cowboy punk"genre
The band is was founded by brothers chris and Tony kinman

One of their hits "the conductor wore black"was used in the 1985 movie. "to live and die in la". Tony kinman passed y
Away on may 4th 2018.sl
So. May the 4th be with him!
The band rank and file is comprised of chris and Tony kinman.and I can't remember the other guys name!
by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021
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