someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.
you - "what are u doing?"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
by xoangelmariexo October 06, 2007
by marigoldini January 30, 2011
The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
by Christian_Zamo April 20, 2010
Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
by Salazard May 19, 2009
Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
"That picture is totally Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
by Redimade May 11, 2009
When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.
similar to a couch potato
similar to a couch potato
Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
by urban outkast August 12, 2009
n. A person who periodically signs into their Facebook account via phone or computer, to update their "Facebook status".
My sister woke up from a dead ass sleep last night and got on the computer, when I asked her what she was doing she replied: "Checking my Facebook status", What a Facebook Junkie.
by Let's just say, Alan June 05, 2011