someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.
you - "what are u doing?"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009
Get the facebook creepermug. by marigoldini February 20, 2011
Get the facebook pokemug. A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
Fact
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
Fact
Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Fuckwitmug. Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
"That picture is totally Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
by Redimade May 11, 2009
Get the Facebook Materialmug. Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
by Salazard May 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Mummug. One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
by FuctButSects October 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Ninjamug. When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.
similar to a couch potato
similar to a couch potato
Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
by urban outkast August 12, 2009
Get the facebook potatomug.