Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.

As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.

by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018

fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019