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Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan
(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.
by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018
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Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh
by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018
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Evan

Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
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Evan

Evan is amazing would liliya say, liliya sees evan as a big brother figure and looks up to them and loves them alot. Liliya has alot of fun chatting with evan and clings onto them on the inside. They also discuss amazing things and play genshin, and have fun with dante + kyro aswell!! Evan deserves the whole world, Liliya wishes she could hug them once but she cannot since it's a screen..
Person 1: who do you love the most?
Lili: Chris Evan
Person 1: oh.
by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022
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Evan

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Evan: Evan snitched on us
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Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.
by Kdangle November 8, 2019
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Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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