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Evan

someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass
by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021
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Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now
by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023
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Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.
Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
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but sexy.
by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021
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Evan Hamilton

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).
by original_hams April 14, 2024
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Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.
Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.
by Olsiver November 29, 2020
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Evan

Evan has a flesh body
by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021
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Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
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