shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.
"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."
by Kristi go January 12, 2007
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Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009
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Two Door Cinema Club

Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).
Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.
by HEIRBEAR November 07, 2010
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.
They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021
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Nicky Nicky Nine Doors

A hilarious game where you gather up a bunch of your friends and go knocking on peoples doors and run away. This really makes the victim mad. Want something more thrilling (and funny)? See Donkey Kick but my definition, not the perverted ones.
Hey lets go play Nicky Nicky Nine Doors on McCullagh, she gets so mad.
by Eric Ewing July 01, 2006
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Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina
I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.
by Greg Haun February 14, 2019
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