crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 08, 2021
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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
by Crab staggums December 08, 2019
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crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.
He is such a crap-nut!
by trayceee November 28, 2008
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