Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn stack bark

a massive fart

shane did a corn stack bark and blew his jocks off

by bobba September 6, 2010

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

Cream corn delight

When one partner gives another male partner a blow job with a mouth full of corn until he ejaculates in their mouth

My girlfriend and I made cream corn delight for dinner tonight.

by J&jTwo November 22, 2011

alabama corn hole

The act of having sex with a close family member

I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole

by gvvfgftghhy April 9, 2019

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021