Cooked it

Regional NYC slang to indicate running away really fast or leaving a place really quickly.

A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.

by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020

Cook

Lame or dumb as hell

Boy that shit last night was cook as hell bruh

by Ski slumped August 10, 2021

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 9, 2024

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020

cooked

To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.

He got cooked

by tittimandra June 2, 2023