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Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.
Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!
by Neilanie August 23, 2016
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Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.
by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016
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The Coconuts

Established in 2010, a group consisting mostly of New Jersey and New Yorkers, who prides themselves on NYC underground raves, clubs and festivals. They are crafty, fun-loving and always down for the after party. Their "never say no" policy allows new members to join a crew that truly treats you like family, and parties like a fraternity.
We were down at Output last night and ran into the coconuts.....it's 9am.....they are still going.
by Vigilante1012 June 15, 2016
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falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.
Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.
by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017
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british commonwealth

The empire that was built during imperialization
British commonwealth members took an active part fighting on the allied side.
by Prinxess_Najia May 21, 2018
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collegeview commons

High rise apartment complex off Homer Watson Blvd in Kitchener, Ontario.

The parking is a disaster, if you ever want to have friends over and god-forbid they brought a vehicle and didn't uber... they'll be waiting for an hour during the hours of 6pm to 5am just to park their car since there is only 40 spots for guests in a complex with over 1000 residents. Oh but wait, underground parking for residents is always full too... so you also gotta fight with residents who can't park underground just for a spot in the guest parking. Good luck... I recommend bringing some reading material.

The AC does't turn on until the middle-end of June because they hope someone has to be sent in an ambulance for heat stroke.

If you're a international student you may like it since 95% of the residents are not Canadian citizens.

They do not tell you when you get a roommate. You might have a empty room in the unit for like a week and out of the blue you come home and there is some person sitting on the couch that you do not know using your kitchen towels to clean their feet.

All in all, avoid this place. The positive reviews on facebook and google are either from people who work there or international students who don't expect anything.

The majority of residents are pretty inconsiderate too, if you got your hands full of groceries don't expect anyone to hold a door open for you. The only nice people in this whole dump are the janitors.
Guy: Hey man are you at collegeview commons?
Guy 2: Yeah

Guy: Sorry to hear
by dankyeetmemes June 11, 2019
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bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....
I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml
by chick45674456 March 29, 2019
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