A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.
Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people
by Loozyr October 18, 2021
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A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
Me: See that Collegeman over there?
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
by Collin Spams January 8, 2022
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A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022
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Get the Cabo Colleen mug.what people say when they're embarrassed to say they go to nassau community college. see nassau community college for why people are embarrassed
by V$VP G!B October 2, 2014
Get the nassau college mug.A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
Get the gaston college mug.A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!
Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
by centor mollege August 19, 2019
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