Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024

couchsleuth

With recent advances in technology, ordinary people, with no relevant education, training or experience, can now feel like they are solving crimes from their phones on their couches.

Through perseverance, delusion, and a fals sense of competence and grandiosity, Nicole has become one of the most tenacious couchsleuths of the 21st-Century as she has solves crime from her phone on her couch.

by JTSpicoli April 18, 2024

Couchrator

A vibrating couch. Makes men want to cum.

Ethan: “Why is the couch vibrating?”
Me: “Oh that’s a couchrator”
Ethan: *Cums*

by ThatOnePersonWhoLikesPersons April 26, 2024

Couch

To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.

Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!

by Couched4eva April 30, 2024

Couch

lie down.

Two critters couched next to each other in the thick grass.

by Arminkshipper June 11, 2024

Couchtop

A genre of games similar to tabletop, but doesn't actually require a table. Simpler to play than a tabletop game.

Fiasco is a couchtop game.

by DrNanite June 21, 2024

Couchsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to couches and likes to fuck the couchussy.

Person 1: "Did you hear Oskar is couchsexal?"

Person 2: "What's couchsexual?"

Person 1: "Someone who likes to fuck couches in between the cushions"

by Whozthiz June 21, 2024