The Canadian Knuckle Buster

This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.

Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

Canadian Christmas sushi

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.

Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.

by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

Canadian Snow Blower

A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.

by The Sus Bus Driver September 28, 2019

Canadian lawn mower

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016