i can explain 

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.

A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."

i can explain by JT the man January 11, 2008

I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.

1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

I can fix her/him/them by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Bill Cosby in a can 

Bill Cosby in a can refers to starting fluid.

Guy one: my lawnmower won’t start.

Guy two: sounds like you need some Bill Cosby in a can

Bill Cosby in a can by BridlingArc6 May 29, 2018

i can do anything 

A quote from Jevil in Deltarune

CHAOS CHAOS!!, I CAN DO ANYTHING!! -Jevil

i can do anything by Axanery November 27, 2018

But can he beat Goku tho? 

This can be used to invalidate anything that someone says about another anime character

Steve: Bro Naruto is so strong like he can-
Me: But can he beat Goku tho?
Steve: *explodes*

But can he beat Goku tho? by I am the real dictionary man May 29, 2021

I can't stop you from trying ... Once

A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!

I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.

I can't stop you from trying ... Once by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad

it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad by serinyx May 6, 2021