vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Brown bat

Term in the goth community (as well as its subcultures) for someone (typically a woman) dressing in traditionally goth attire that is a brunette. It is sometimes used to describe someone presenting goth that keeps their natural hair color.

I had started to get into goth fashion and wanted to dye my hair, but I figured I’d keep it natural to go with the brown bat vibe.

by Monalleny August 11, 2025

Bat Wings

When a female (preferably) or male has excess fat under his/her upper arm that droops down, making it look like they have 'bat wings'.

girl 1 :damn, did you see Ashley's new post?
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...

by bmw_ily March 10, 2020

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021