by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020
Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
by Stop Creepin November 06, 2017
An Arab who is blowing shit up and sat next to me on a delta flight in 2018 in seat G-3 when there was clearly an open isle to the right that he could have sat in instead of spreading his stench to my isle.
by Georgeeeee123 April 17, 2025
a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 07, 2021
A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 04, 2022
When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 08, 2023
by Connor October 25, 2004