help me im stuck in the basement

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help me im stuck in the basement

by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

basement troll

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.

Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.

by nemo421 December 3, 2007

baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.

Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!

by Spikesy July 17, 2006

Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).

"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Baseball Junkie

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.

Babe RuthBaseball Junkie

by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013