Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020

Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).

Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field

It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men

by The menace to society June 28, 2025

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

Bat

To insult or ridicule someone (spanish slang)

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.

by Esta nueve March 17, 2022

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021