14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).

Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Brown bat

Term in the goth community (as well as its subcultures) for someone (typically a woman) dressing in traditionally goth attire that is a brunette. It is sometimes used to describe someone presenting goth that keeps their natural hair color.

I had started to get into goth fashion and wanted to dye my hair, but I figured I’d keep it natural to go with the brown bat vibe.

by Monalleny August 11, 2025

Bat

To insult or ridicule someone (spanish slang)

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.

by Esta nueve March 17, 2022

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.

My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.

by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022