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Basher

The definition often applied to extreme laziness. Stemming back to Syndey Australia in approximately 1985, 'bashing' was the new word applied to lazy people. Usually taking a day off work or sitting around the house can be seen as 'bashing'.
by Rocker Rocker Rocker October 13, 2009
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Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.
by Andy Massie February 6, 2003
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The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.
Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
by His ex May 2, 2005
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bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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High Bastard

someone who plays jokes on/fucks with with people.
by gitblown March 11, 2009
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Blue bastard

The universal measure of temperature extremes.
We decided to just screw because it was COLDER than a blue bastard out on the lake; we decided to just screw because it was HOTTER than a blue bastard out on the lake.
by Hoze_b December 15, 2008
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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