aberrosexual
a·be·rro·sex·ual \ˈabərəoˈsɛksjʊəl \
Noun.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Sexual behavioral choice believed to be incorrect or immoral by bigots. One that behaves sexually in a manner believed by bigots to be incorrect, unethical, or immoral. The term is a pseudoscientific umbrella slur designed to pathologize and target bisexuals, fetishists, men-loving-men, lesbians, kinksters, etc. It is pseudoscientific because bigots primarily use it in order to make LGBTQphobic arguments and non-peer-reviewed crank science papers sound credible; additionally, groups are targeted by it on the a priori basis of ethical theories that commit the naturalistic fallacy rather than on the basis of utility for describing empirically testable phenomena or empirically understood things. The term also includes many paraphilias, and it may have been created in a futile attempt to try to group sexual behaviors that are only recently properly understood to be ethical with the paraphilias they were once considered to belong with.
2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual friendly manner, a sentient being that engages in an ethical sexual behavior or an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be "aberrosexual."
Adjective.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Of or relating to what a bigot considers to be unacceptable sexual behavior.
2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual or friendly manner, of or relating to an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be unacceptable.
a·be·rro·sex·ual \ˈabərəoˈsɛksjʊəl \
Noun.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Sexual behavioral choice believed to be incorrect or immoral by bigots. One that behaves sexually in a manner believed by bigots to be incorrect, unethical, or immoral. The term is a pseudoscientific umbrella slur designed to pathologize and target bisexuals, fetishists, men-loving-men, lesbians, kinksters, etc. It is pseudoscientific because bigots primarily use it in order to make LGBTQphobic arguments and non-peer-reviewed crank science papers sound credible; additionally, groups are targeted by it on the a priori basis of ethical theories that commit the naturalistic fallacy rather than on the basis of utility for describing empirically testable phenomena or empirically understood things. The term also includes many paraphilias, and it may have been created in a futile attempt to try to group sexual behaviors that are only recently properly understood to be ethical with the paraphilias they were once considered to belong with.
2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual friendly manner, a sentient being that engages in an ethical sexual behavior or an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be "aberrosexual."
Adjective.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Of or relating to what a bigot considers to be unacceptable sexual behavior.
2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual or friendly manner, of or relating to an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be unacceptable.
1. Obnoxious homophobic street preacher: Steve is an aberrosexual, but he's not an aberrosexualist or partisan of the aberrosexual ideology!
Random person: (laughs enthusiastically) Wow, you're one hell of a crackpot!
2. Pseudointellectual homophobic seminar speaker: Aberrosexual behavioral choices are universally frowned upon because they are anatomically and biologically aberrant.
Heroic heckler: Are you an aberrosexual? Because it sounds like you just pulled that out of your ass!
Audience: (erupts in roaring laughter, breaking the tense silence)
3. Fred: Aberrosexual is a scientific term that terrifies those it describes because it cuts through all the deceptive and misleading propaganda.
Magan: (stifles laughter) Fred, I hate having to be harsh with you, but what you just said is the most moronic thing I've ever heard.
4. Rachel: (offers to hold hand)
Mary: (friendly sarcasm) What are you, some kind of aberrosexual? (takes hand and rests her head on Rachel's shoulder)
Rachel: I don't know, are you? (rests her head on Mary's head)
Mary: yes
Rachel: yes
Both: (looks out over the valley as the sun slips behind the beautiful purple, red, orange, and green mountains)
Random person: (laughs enthusiastically) Wow, you're one hell of a crackpot!
2. Pseudointellectual homophobic seminar speaker: Aberrosexual behavioral choices are universally frowned upon because they are anatomically and biologically aberrant.
Heroic heckler: Are you an aberrosexual? Because it sounds like you just pulled that out of your ass!
Audience: (erupts in roaring laughter, breaking the tense silence)
3. Fred: Aberrosexual is a scientific term that terrifies those it describes because it cuts through all the deceptive and misleading propaganda.
Magan: (stifles laughter) Fred, I hate having to be harsh with you, but what you just said is the most moronic thing I've ever heard.
4. Rachel: (offers to hold hand)
Mary: (friendly sarcasm) What are you, some kind of aberrosexual? (takes hand and rests her head on Rachel's shoulder)
Rachel: I don't know, are you? (rests her head on Mary's head)
Mary: yes
Rachel: yes
Both: (looks out over the valley as the sun slips behind the beautiful purple, red, orange, and green mountains)
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1.)The Place where people go to "fit in"
2.)A Place where they take second hand clothing with holes in it and sell it for $87
3.)A place where stepping in dog shit up to your knees is considered a $100 pair of boots
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2.)A Place where they take second hand clothing with holes in it and sell it for $87
3.)A place where stepping in dog shit up to your knees is considered a $100 pair of boots
1 He shops at Ambercormbie and Fitch!
2 How could you tell?
1 I gave that to good will a month ago!!!
2 How could you tell?
1 I gave that to good will a month ago!!!
by skatergirl69 February 22, 2005
Get the abercrombie and fitch mug.For some reason, everyone here thinks it is soooo expensive. However, if you live in L.A. or have half a brain, you will realize it is cheaper then most things out that that are trendy...
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Jeans at AF - $80
Jeans that are actually "designer" - $150-$320 .... have you guys ever heard of True Relgion???
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Hoodie at AF - $60-$70
Designer Hoddie - $150-$250 ..... Ummm, L.A.M.B, Juicy,
2 B Free, etc.
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Tee shirt at AF - $30-$50
Designer shirt - $70-$150 ....Primp, Juicy, Lacoste...
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So please. Even if you think the store is pricey, listen here. The wealthiest people that I know, yes teeanagers too.....would not be caught DEAD in AF because it is so cheap. real rich people do NOT shop there. Only people who want people to think they are "rich".
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Jeans at AF - $80
Jeans that are actually "designer" - $150-$320 .... have you guys ever heard of True Relgion???
/////
Hoodie at AF - $60-$70
Designer Hoddie - $150-$250 ..... Ummm, L.A.M.B, Juicy,
2 B Free, etc.
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Tee shirt at AF - $30-$50
Designer shirt - $70-$150 ....Primp, Juicy, Lacoste...
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So please. Even if you think the store is pricey, listen here. The wealthiest people that I know, yes teeanagers too.....would not be caught DEAD in AF because it is so cheap. real rich people do NOT shop there. Only people who want people to think they are "rich".
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Lacey - Wow! You must be really rich! They are like, $80!
Me - Um...well mine were $200...
Molly - ............well......my tank top is AF!
Me - Well, mine is C & C California, and was far more than yours....
Molly........ummmmmm
Me- That's what I thought.
Lacey - Wow! You must be really rich! They are like, $80!
Me - Um...well mine were $200...
Molly - ............well......my tank top is AF!
Me - Well, mine is C & C California, and was far more than yours....
Molly........ummmmmm
Me- That's what I thought.
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