When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 27, 2023
A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. The Alabama Prom Night consists of a shot of well gin and a PBR beer.
"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."
by dumbcherub September 08, 2019
When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
by TheBodangles March 14, 2023
by CCC420 January 21, 2023
by hymee9 September 17, 2008
Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.
Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."
Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
by H.P. Hovercraft August 12, 2011
Hey guys,
You want to go eat Indian food at India Garden then have an Alabama Pool Party in Collins bathroom?
You want to go eat Indian food at India Garden then have an Alabama Pool Party in Collins bathroom?
by India Garden February 21, 2017