Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

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Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

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Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

by CCC420 January 20, 2023

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A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

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