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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes
Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!
by Spit 2 March 8, 2021
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zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
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anti-zombie

When one is dead on the inside but alive on the outside
"Most of r/2meirl42meirl4meirl are anti-zombies"
by HeHimself October 4, 2022
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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Octopus Zombie

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.
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Zombie

A white person, pale as a zombie

Other terms: corpse
I need some tan because i look like zombie corpse
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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