salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

Devil’s salad

Having someone do a backflip into a cartwheel and finishing it off with a split on their partners pecker.

- Cremuni

I’m going to toss you like the Devil’s salad.
Come drop the devil’s salad on me.

by Cremuni July 2, 2021

rough salad

Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.

"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"

"Oh man, rough salad."

by Stunna447 January 14, 2016

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

salad spinner

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021