surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023
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Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.
Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.
by BarryLinton May 17, 2022
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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.
Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.
by jjslozz January 16, 2016
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Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.
Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!
by souljaboy93 December 06, 2020
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 20, 2022
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Feature Log

A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”

“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”

“Oh, Feature Log!”
by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025
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