by Re the oG July 16, 2017
Get the 3 headed dickmug. When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016
Get the Mummy Dick Cheesemug. Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
Get the bent dick energymug. by Ib_gh April 23, 2023
Get the blue chip dickmug. by Dndhbf January 15, 2018
Get the jesus h dickmug. two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.
get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!
by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016
Get the arizona prickly dickmug. His cack is so huge you would want to have the sensation of it. Also he never shows it but when he does make sure to expect a slap to the face with is humongous slong.
by YOUR MAM :) May 4, 2021
Get the big dick frankmug.