Fuck Yo Couch

Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.

"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"

by couchmasta September 13, 2004

fuck dat azz

a word used to describe a sexual feeling for a womens behind

A'yo homie, u see that fly ass bitch, I'm gonna fuck dat azz.

by Gabe March 20, 2005

Alligator fuck house

Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.

"We were in the hot tub and things got crazy and the whole place turned into a goddam ALLIGATOR FUCK HOUSE"

by Eddies April 26, 2006

What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

Fuck Your Couch

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

by Hanamizu February 5, 2009

shit and fuck dust

when you may have forgotten somthing of importance.

"oh shit and fuck dust, i meant to do that yesterday"

by jimmy the cane February 3, 2010

Da Fuck Bitch?

A phrase that is the shortened version of "What the Fuck Bitch?" Which is usually used in a stressful or confusing situation.

Donna - Im taking the car and the kids and your money.

Eric - Da Fuck Bitch?

by HateFilledRage January 22, 2011