vacation dick energy

Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.

The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.

by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019

Decatur Dick-down

A sexual act in which a Texan male wearing a cowboy hat does their partner from behind while the female is getting a cross or a bible verse tattooed on her lower back.

Brett: Hey Joe, we gotta get over to Hank's tattoo parlor! Luke is giving Tana a good ol' fashioned Decatur dick-down in there!

by fish Clark March 15, 2018

Oompa Loompa Dick

When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first

Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.

by Farfegneugen October 15, 2019

Circumsised Dick Head

Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head

"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"

by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020

egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021

Dick and Balls Syndrome

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome

Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.

by Tate Sample May 12, 2022

Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.

Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.

by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011