"Hey Brittany, you want some chocolate covered espresso beans? Hell no! Last time I ate some of those easy outs I sharted my pants on the way to a client meeting"
by phillyaaron February 17, 2016
When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021
When somebody spends too much money on entertainment such as movies, video games, and other useless things.
by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 03, 2022
by Word Madman April 04, 2022
When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
by ThePotatoeMaster May 23, 2015
by shivhappy August 19, 2011