Spinning Shit Wheel 360

Helicopter position, but you take a laxative 1 hour before, so when you aboutta bust you also bust a taco bell combo

Dude 1: Bro what happened, your room smells like shit!
Dude 2: I pulled a spinning shit wheel 360, not to be confused with a 180

by boobadee babdaee March 9, 2021

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

Cunt Bitch Shit Fuck

Also known as a "Fathom Crotreau," this is the female version of the devil. She hates everything, and is probably big enough to kill you and eat you.

Stay away from that girl, man. She's a cunt bitch shit fuck.

by caaaaaps March 26, 2011

shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

by Young Blood Chapman October 2, 2007

Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004