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I am groot

by MemesDude July 5, 2024

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

I seed in your V

I came inside your vagina

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"

by SueDohNiim July 23, 2017

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

I PLANE IT

Asexuals version of 'I ship it'

No sexual desire, all is platonic

derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.

heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.

by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020