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grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.
"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."
by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021
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Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.
"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
by Chase Manley October 24, 2006
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.
First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.
by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005
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That shit had me Rolin'

very funny joke that made you laugh.
Todd tole told the counter girl to make me a sandwich. The woman spat at him and said, I ain't yo damn bitch!" That shit had me Rolin'!
by Jew Killer321 February 14, 2012
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Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011
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