I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year

Officer craps n shits killed a baby

by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you

Xbox messages:
“Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
“bro what?”

by ooaz March 13, 2022

Aw shit my tit

A trans man will say this when pole dancing

Aw shit my tit hit the pole

by Himapeeps January 28, 2022

Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit

Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.

by Mistergtr1 February 13, 2022