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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.
by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023
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Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.
by nobbies101 September 2, 2020
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Fuck This Shit I'm Out

It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).
*You see something, that you really don't care*

'Fuck this shit I'm out.'
by TheNightFury August 1, 2018
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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Aw shit my tit

A trans man will say this when pole dancing
by Himapeeps January 28, 2022
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finna end my shit

different way of saying im gon kill my self
guy: ay cuh im finna end my shit
cuh:fo what

guy: cause i got no bitches cuh
cuh: skill issue gang
by ihateyoufags June 6, 2023
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