Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.

She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.

by Thundertwonk January 15, 2016

twit-twat

A person who spraypaints anti- or pro- twatter slogans.

First, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists He found willing users to twit-twat on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.

by roil2l March 19, 2014

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.

Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.

by nignog2123 November 3, 2014

gorilla twat

a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush

sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed it up

by cage76 April 2, 2009

Twat Gun

When a person's index and middle fingers are pointed outward, the thumb raised and the rest of the hand is balled into a fist, and the index and middle fingers are inserted into a vagina, it is known as a Twat Gun.

He formed his hand in the shape of a twat gun and inserted his fingers into her pussy.

by Dregyn August 15, 2011

Twat Tax

When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.

Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.

by MissB. October 10, 2013