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British Turd

1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.

The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
by Swampydawg February 7, 2014
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Budgie Turd

A person who's a total asshole or someone ignorant who behaves inappropriately.

Also Budgy Turd
"I fucking hate gays! They really make me sick!"
"Oh shut up you big pile of budgie turd!"
by Danaomine November 8, 2012
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Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
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Turd printer

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.
Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.
by weaby1 October 16, 2013
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Tic Turd

A lying, cheating, selfish little boy who thinks there turds don't stink.
He is such a tic turd!
by WOW Inc. April 21, 2019
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coochie turd

miss behaved child
that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked
by jalmighty February 4, 2014
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Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.
Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
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