Beef-Cane

A way to describe one's crooked manhood.

When asked how he works with his beef-cane, he simply replies, I utilize the j-stroke.

by chrissyboii December 29, 2012

Sticky Beef

Beef that sticks or is sticky.

That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.

by Shabakuya July 06, 2012

Beef-eaten

to have consumed one two many beverages containing Beefeater Gin

"If I drank as many fucking Beefeaters as J.B. I'd be pretty fuckin Beef-eaten." (slurred)

by George W November 29, 2007

Beef Slushy

Another word for chili, or any other thick meaty like soup like substance.

Hey i heard that place makes a mean beef slushy.

Mom made us some great beef slushy for dinner the other day.

by poeforshow44 January 26, 2011

Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 13, 2011

Beef Cloud

Another term for a queef.

Me: Oops, I just did a beef cloud

by RhiRhi88 February 09, 2018

goo.gl/beef

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.

''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"

by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013