k0 thinking

Originates from game theory, (the field of math, not the Youtube channel.) The 0 is replaceable with any number, usually no higher than k1. Describes how many "levels" of thinking someone exhibits.

k0: I am going to play scissors.
k1: I know Bob usually plays paper, so I'm going to play scissors.
k2: Bob knows I usually play rock, so he will play paper, and to beat him I will play scissors.
k3: Bob is aware that that I know he usually plays scissors, and that I'll play rock to beat him, so he will play paper. To beat that, I will play scissors.
etc.

1: What the hell? The highway was completely jammed yesterday, but the second I think to come take this shortcut, the highway's empty, and the damn shortcut is jammed!
2: What the hell kind of k0 thinking is that man? Did you not think about how everyone else ALSO knows about this shortcut?

by Anthony Hotel August 26, 2025

I Think... Objectively

I think implies that what you're saying is a subjective statement.

Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Wishful thinking

When you are with your gf who’s 20 years older than you and you want her daughter who you were wanting to date until her mom came and blocked that from ever happening. And you have thoughts of a future with the daughter that’s wishful thinking.

It’s Wishful thinking to fantasize about a possible future with ex gfs daughter that’s your age.

by 2fast2furious21 June 11, 2025

vibe-thinking

Euphemism for foolishness.

“Hey, my best friend Joenette! Why did our friend Joe pour cat piss in my sock and microwave it?”
“Oh, he just enjoys a bit of vibe-thinking every now and then. Don’t worry about it.”

by trash clan November 5, 2025

Thug think

When an individual is portraying to be a thug and carry and have the lifestyle of a thug when in reality it is impossible for that individual to do so because that person comes from a privilege and has a silver spoon up their ass.

Real Thug One: Yo Slim, let me get at u.
U hear bout Pillow n Quilt? They be Thugs.
Real Thug Two: Nah Bruh, They just be Thug Thinking.

by BetterThanYourMomma November 8, 2025

The Thingy

FRC Pit Crew slang for a DeWalt cordless screwdriver.

"Yo, pass me the thingy. I need to retighten this screw."

by The Rivet Connoisseur December 19, 2025

Udoclasmic thinking

A subset of overthinkrs which take in all of their knowledge that they know, and allow for it all to combine into a path. Which will inevitably lead nowhere. This way of thinking is obscure because it torments the thinker to all of the things that are and ever could be. It's a thinking process that trys to rationalize everything the person knows, but can't because everything is too hard to grab. Since everything is unknown because everything is everything, but everything is nothing.

Udoclasmic thinking is very bad for your mental health.

by Tljtt December 20, 2025