Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Oliver’s an abläute wanker.

by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022

Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.

I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Oliver

Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.

friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...

by hoodrat November 14, 2019

Oliver

Oliver is one of the nicer guys in this world. He has great friends with big dicks. Especially those who are called Eivind and not those who are called Jan Eivind

Omg. Both oliver and eivind has very big dicks

by Notgaygayvind February 18, 2017

Marvin Olive Jr.

Marvin Olive's son marvin olive jr. wgat is it

Marvin Olive: i am in my room
Marvin Olive Jr. : Me two
Kevin Hart: waddup
marvin Olive Jr. : Yo

by charlesbarkleyfan14 December 30, 2024

Oliver

A man with such big balls that ANYTHING is possible. Oliver is the type of person to like Pokémon and always have a sexy platonic man by the name of Toby, Tob, and Tobias. Oliver also likes the color green, the number 100 and Tuesdays.

Toby: Have you seen that guy? His balls are so big.
Nathan: I agree man
Jax: Woah, are you talking about Oliver!?
Nathan: I thought thats who we were reffering to. Hes the only man with balls so big

by Xiballs January 21, 2023