A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014
Kevin, kevin, kevin. Where do I start? This guy seriously has a heart of gold and I wouldn't trade him for the world. Seriously a person I feel comfortable around and having a friend like him can really make the day better sometimes. He's soft, but he's tough. He has so much potential, and his creativity level is insane. I really hope he never changes. Whoever his soulmate is out there, they better know they are so, SO lucky to have someone like him in their life, because as his friend, I know I feel I lucky. I would sacrifice my life just so he could continue his. I love the guy, he's a total goofball. His smile is adorable, his eyes sparkle, and his hair is SO FLUFFFFFYYY. When I first met him, I knew him as the nice kid in my third grade class. Little did I know I was going to be building a friendship to last a lifetime. His personality is AMAZING, his kindness can brighten your whole day. He's a pretty decent hugger, not gonna lie. He's someone you can talk to for hours without getting even a little bored. He deserves the world and I can't wait to see what he does in his future. Whatever he decides to do in the near future, I know it'll be amazing to witness. Stay awesome, and happy birthday Kev.
Person 1: Who's that kid coming our way?
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
by The Nerd~ May 24, 2021
When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.
Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.
by Obi-Juan Ginobili April 26, 2016
A garbage kid with glasses that swears he is better than everyone at videogames but in reality is the worst player in this universe.
by dirtiest of the dans January 21, 2014
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by Lightskinman April 23, 2020
vietnamese dude, big time hypbeast, (keshi, dean, jaypark) lover, loves his yeezys/jordans and chains, dresses like an abb, got the lexus, always down for boba dates, most likely know a vivian tran, most likely a big douchebag, 'fake' hood accent, and gold rimmed glasses x_x
kevin ngyuen: "lemme put chu on to this super underground artist. you prolly never heard of him, KESHI"
by hahaahhahahahahhahhhahhahhahha March 04, 2022