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Jump list

A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.
Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho
by chiktuez September 7, 2021
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.
“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.
by A person125 November 30, 2024
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Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".
Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!
by OhNo S. August 28, 2022
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jump

leave quickly, especially from a phone conversation
"Oh, look at the time--gotta jump!"
by goldwax January 21, 2022
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jump

when you're at the point where you'd do anything for someone. loving someone to the extreme that you'd jump with them or for them. it's a metaphor, like jumping to someones defense
they ask you to jump. you ask how high.

"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.
by fox87889 February 22, 2019
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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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